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Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009
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Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.
Decapitated are better than you.
by zappp November 15, 2005
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decapitation fetish

One who gets sexually aroused by severed heads have a decapitation fetish.

While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.

As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...

Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.
by Bronsk the Orc January 3, 2005
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Cattle Decapitation

this is an amazing death-grind band. the only way i can describe their music is like cannibal corpse, carcass, napalm death, and slayer all on steroids. and the vocalist, travis ryan, has seriously, the BEST exhales ever!!!!
oh man, i just listened to cattle decapitation!

dude, thats awesome!!!

i know, they're great!
by GeStAtIoN oF sMeGmA June 16, 2010
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Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.
"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.
by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012
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Decapitated

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.
Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."
by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014
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