Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

deballing

Is when you remove the lint balls from your pants

Joey was deballing his underwear

by ........!_ November 17, 2014

deballified

to have ones testicles removed either physically or mentally.
may also be ued on inatimite objects meaning to remove the balls from.

tims girlfriend deballified him to the max last night when she told him to be sure to get the extra small sized condonms at the drug store.

by tellitizaman August 21, 2010

Dehalalify

To remove the “Halal” classification from a food by wrapping it in bacon

Dude 1: Fuck dude, you bought Halal chicken.
Dude 2: It’s all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Un-deahlify

When someone enters a conversation by blurting something which they think is funny or appropriate to the conversation, but which completely kills the previously enjoyable conversation.

Example 1: Person 1: You slagging me!?

Person 2: Yeah! And!?

Person 1: Do you wanna fight!?

Person 3: Ooh, shit's going down!

(Person 1 and Person 2 leave because of Person 3's un-deahlifying comment).

Example 2: Person 1: Story, lads!?

Person 2: Awh, deahly like, wha!?

Person 3: Hello, guys.

(Person 3 has just un-deahlified the conversation).

by P1mp-My-Giraffe February 28, 2011