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dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
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dealing of consciousness

The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.

A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
by The Dealer of Consciousness March 13, 2014
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dealing with someone

A situation-ship. Together but you don’t really want to be together.
I’m single but I’m not single. I’m dealing with someone.
by Royalty Mo September 26, 2021
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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dealing an ace

The act of taking a one pound shit. See also busting a fiddy.
by john crapper March 7, 2008
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dealing it

When a person is on top of their game in a particular area or field. They're making it happen.
Did you see how he handled that situation? That brother is truly dealing it.
by LennyLen August 23, 2007
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Dealing smoke

by 77feet February 15, 2020
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