deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

High School Dealer

Someone who sells drugs, mostly weed in a high school enviroment. Usually they do not weigh there product, and never have anything over a couple of dimes. Its best to avoid there product because from past experience it is usually shwag weed.

Jim: Hey man watsup, ill get a quarter
High School Dealer: the fucks that?
Jim: Ummmm...you know, a quarter of an ounce..
High School Dealer: So whats that 2 dimes?
Jim: You know what...on second thought, never mind

by 420alldayeveryday December 1, 2006

SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010

Strock/Chappal dealer

Idk why but he's a big sussy baka.
He owns 69 trillian chappal factories but yet won't give me one

Hmmmmmm
If u see a sussy guy who sells chappals then pls give him a gf.

Omg strock/chappal dealer is a baka hahaha

by PiroSteen December 26, 2021

Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics

A person whom is responsible for coordinating and orchestrating the pick up and delivery service of customers who service their vehicles at a dealership. This individual additionally executes the retrieval of specific parts that are necessary for the repair facility to successfully and efficiently complete repairs to a customer's vehicle. This person is also the lead in collecting additional items to support and aid the Fixed Operation staff in continuing to perform at a high level of customer satisfaction, like coffees.

The Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics was such a polite gentleman. He was a delight to speak to while he was giving me a shuttle ride back to my house from the dealership.

by ADMIGS October 8, 2020

Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

by dehman April 9, 2013