deal breaker

Children. Single people, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Oh, god no. I wouldn't date her. Mary has kids. That's a total deal breaker.

by AmbroseKalifornia January 9, 2007

Deal breaker

A small penis, the end.

Hey, I thought you were into that one guy.
Nope, he's sportin' a total deal breaker

by A Ling January 18, 2010

deal breaker

A "deal breaker" is a gigantic, massive shit that you have to take before an important event. Typically, the "deal breaker" feels like an unstoppable force. The name is derived from the following: If part of your work involved meeting with clients, and one of these unstoppable shits happened while you were meeting with said client, causing you to shit your pants...well...that would certainly be a "deal breaker".

I was driving down the interstate praying to God and Baby Jesus for a Rest Area, 'cause I felt a massive deal breaker coming on and there was no stopping it.

by mad genius August 24, 2011

deal breaker

a romantic cousin of the "shocker", the deal breaker involves delicately inserting your fist in the anus of your significant other. Also known as "5 in the stink"

Cindy said Nick was the most unbelievable lover she had ever experienced, until he gave her a deal breaker.

by crazy legs #22 September 30, 2008

thats a deal breaker ladies

something a man does, that regardless of how he looks, or how much he earns you should drop him.

If your man calls out his brother's name during sex
thats a deal breaker ladies!

by Lars "Lionheart" LeBeau May 26, 2009

indian deal breaker

Like an Indian Giver, except when you haven't been given anything. Someone makes a deal and then breaks the deal later.

Someone who makes artificial promises to get their way.

Hey we will get some Publix Subs for lunch today instead of Panda Express. To make up for it, we will get some Panda Express on Monday AND Tuesday.

Monday rolls around and no Panda Express.

INDIAN DEAL BREAKER!

by Trichomeus April 22, 2006