Deadbeat

When a man lays his head at night knowing, someonelse takes care of his child.

E.g. Venroy is a deadbeat father

by Kay_handle November 24, 2019

Deadbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has an uncontrollable urge to masturbate deceased males.

I don’t know what’s gotten into Keith as of late, but he says he is a Deadbeat. Perplexed, I said I didn’t know you had kids. He said oh no, a deadbeat is someone who beats off the dead. Needless to say, I haven’t spoken with that sick, twisted, utterly disgusting bastard since. My God that is disgusting!

by Tee Cee Deez April 05, 2023

Deadbeat

(N). Fernando

Pronouced : fagnando or also gaynando , gagnando .

A massive humengous idiot who is a piece/full of shit , thinks that its all about diapers never deals with the baby (who he didnt want to be born who wanted to be aborted) you should be neutered since you are a bitch bark bark bark puto , You are a fucking joke that has no shame using people for your own benefits and then lies , ur so pathetic & disgusting in general . Anyone would be a better father for the baby than you serio, wtf do you do ? Hmm 10min visits & thats it & after you dip who knows . . . . ? Please dont give babyA ur nastyness (stds)Do us all a favor & fuckoff nobody needs u wants u or needs c.support , we been better without u & can do it solo go take care ur other kids & stepkids , this son dont need u & doesnt want be or look up to u so please go to hell & die already kus in conclusion you are a fucking deadbeat fictional puto.

by HarryP.Ness August 07, 2019

Deadbeat

A deadbeat is a parent that is not around. Usually a dad. Then they wanna pop in and out of your life with gifts raise your hopes and leave. They usually have a whole other family and they're no longer concerned about your life. If you have a deadbeat parent/dad you know what its like to feel crazy, alone , confused and angry.

MY deadbeat dad says he knows what it feels like to not have a father in your life.

by NewYork2GA04 August 04, 2020

Deadbeat

To fap to photos of someone who already died.

Person 1: Don't worry, people have been checking out/worshipping Marilyn Monroe for years and she's been dead for quite some time now.

Person 2: Is there a term for masturbating to photos of people who have died?

Person 3: One who does is a "Deadbeat".

by eggplantkiller January 21, 2011

Deadbeat

An irresponsible person with no moral character who doesn't pay his debts

A deadbeat is someone who damages his neighbors car but isn't man enough to fix the problem.

by Angry working man October 27, 2017

Deadbeat

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased

Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!

by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011