by WadeWWilson June 26, 2016
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Get the Deadbooking mug.A true hero. A merc who was cursed with terminal cancer he sold his body to the Weapon X proejct so that they could not only save his life but make him a hero. A project failure he was sent to a prison/asylum where he was tortured, he fell inlove with death and eventually escaped but forgot to bring his sanity
Squirrels and coconuts. You spent your whole pathetic life working to whip together this little reunion like a Martha Stewart on acid, figuring to break my spirit... and for a second, it worked... you did it... you had me ready to leap up and impale myself on the nearest circus midget. But then something happened... a synapse fired open and I had what born-agains and alcoholics like to call a 'moment of clarity'. You ever see that old cartoon with the squirrel who's trying to eat a coconut? Chuck Jones, I think... this retarded squirrel finds this coconut and thinks that he's hit the giant acorn motherload- only, he can't crack the nut. It's too hard. So he gets a jackhammer, he throws it down stairs, runs it over with a truck... nothing. Finally, he pushes this monster up a gazillion stairs all the way to the top of the Empire State Building, and heaves it. Crack. Slowly, the shell peels back... and you know what's inside? Another coconut shell. That squirrel is in cartoon hell. That squirrel is me. Every time I get a shot at saving the world, or doing right or waving the truth and justice flag instead of gutting a guy, I do it... and every time, I get the shaft for my trouble. Everytime, there's another coconut shell I gotta crack. But just like that retarded squirrel... in another month or so, the cartoon reruns, and I try again. You did mess up my head by showing me what a dirtbag I've been in my lifetime... but that doesn't change the fact that I still try to be better. I'm giving it a shot. At the end of the day, I'm winning- and I wouldn't have things any different. Except for you, Mercedes... and you only... what happened with you... that wasn't right. For that, I will always be sorry. I will always have a big fat hole in my soul. I know that doesn't make it any better... but I hope you understand: the me that is me now had to make big mistakes to make small progress. When you've lived a life like mine... the small victories are the ones that count. Just remember, when you're looking back in anger at this moment... you've got a second shot here, angel... use it. Don't end up like T-Ray and me. As for the rest of you.... ahem... I WOULDN'T APOLOGIZE TO YOU IF YOU THREATENED TO CONSIGN ME TO SPEND ALL ETERNITY SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND TRAPPED IN A ROSEANNE BARR/STAR JONES SANDWICH! I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD! IF I COULD, I'D KILL YOU AGAIN! THEN I'D GO BACK IN TIME AND IMPREGNATE YOUR MOTHERS TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE BORN... AND I'D KILL YOU AGAIN! SO IF YOU WANT ME TO TURN INTO SOME SORT OF BLEEDING HEART AND WEEP OUT AN APOLOGY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RIP IT OUT OF ME!!"- Deadpool
by limabean01 May 2, 2006
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Get the Deadlocs mug.Wade Wilson, known as the "merc with a mouth", is an anti-hero in Marvel Comics , more widely known as DeadPool. In an attempt to cure his cancer, intense genetic experiments turned Wade into a walking tumor while also giving him an enhanced healing factor, which kills his cancer as fast as it grows. A fan favorite, DeadPool's abilities include being a "master" assassin, being so unpredictable that even Taskmaster can't analyze his fighting style, teleportation, increased agility, super-healing (duh), and being able to break the fourth wall.
DeadPool is a BAMF
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Also, have a nice day :) ~ Deadpool
by Leedle Leedle Leedle Stan July 13, 2016
Get the Deadpool mug.Relating to internet fandom culture, specifically fan fiction and other fan works, Dadson is used as an adjective (and sometimes, a noun) to describe romantic and/or sexual incestuous pairings between fictional characters who are father and son.
The appeal comes from being able to explore the taboo of incest through the controlled, inconsequential environment of fiction.
The term Dadson only applies to MLM parent and child pairings, the name for a fictional father and daughter incestuous relationship would be Dadaughter.
The appeal comes from being able to explore the taboo of incest through the controlled, inconsequential environment of fiction.
The term Dadson only applies to MLM parent and child pairings, the name for a fictional father and daughter incestuous relationship would be Dadaughter.
Person 1: Do you have any Dadson ships?
Person 2: Oh yeah definitely, I ship so many of the male characters from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with their dads. Giorno x Dio is my favorite!
Person 2: Oh yeah definitely, I ship so many of the male characters from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with their dads. Giorno x Dio is my favorite!
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