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demoness

Sweet yet a bitch if need be. Very cute with huge amounts of energy. One who gets wrapped up in her aura will be forever pleased and happy
Demoness will wear you out with all that energy but you better treat her right she can be a bad bitch.
by Demoness 40 January 24, 2014
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deaconism

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.
stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon
by Karlos June 29, 2004
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Domestic deafness

A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?

Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"

Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"

Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
by Shellruby December 29, 2008
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demon deacons

1. the mascot for Wake Forest

2. bomb squads, double d's, bangarangs, cannon crushers, mountains, ruff riders, jugs, tits, and things straight men like to suck on
i just saw this girl walking by who absolutely had some demon deacons popping out of her shirt. If she walks by me again i will mush her deacons with my dick
by liverrat July 19, 2009
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deaconist

A person who practises the art of Deaconism

A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.
Look! there goes a Deaconist.
Those Deaconists take their Deaconism very seriously.
by James Deacon January 3, 2007
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YouTube Deafness

Temporary hearing loss attributed to watching a low-quality, quiet video on YouTube with poor audio then switching to a video that is louder with better audio quality.

Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.
Person 1: Oh man I cant hear anything right now. I was watching a quiet music video on YouTube and I switched to a loud one and it blew out my eardrums man!

Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.
by Anigav Senip July 27, 2010
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kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.
"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"
by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011
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