Upper Decking

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight

"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")

by qwapos September 7, 2012

Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

Delking

A new found phenomenon for the random hookups out there- with the few and strange people who will fool around, but not actually kiss or make out. Worst thing ever.

Yeah, he was really cute but we only delked.
"My mom doesn't realize that when I say I have never kissed someone before, its because I'm only into delking"

by Delkee December 23, 2009

Decking

A fight, or a bangout

It's a decking yo

by Benchoid March 4, 2018