Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

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ddhsjabk

The exact moment in time on the mortal plane of existence when a person with male genitalia uses their yogurt slinger to attack their Razor Huntsman Elite Keyboard.

Bro I heard Jeremy did a ddhsjabk

ddhsjabk by Lil Soy Boi May 8, 2020

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DDHJ

DDHJ is an acronym for Double Down Hand Job. Its when someone eats a Double Down sandwich from KFC and then jacks you off with their hands which are full of grease from the Double Down.

Brett: So how was your day today?

Steve: Pretty great, me and Rachel went to KFC and she gave me a DDHJ in the parking lot after we finished.

DDHJ by scrud May 16, 2010

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