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Davidism

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
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Davidism

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
by God, aka David February 11, 2009
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Branch Davidian

Insult used in the Dallas/Fort Worth area to describe someone who is behaving exceptionally disfavorable.

Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.
Nobody gives a shit about what you think, you fucking Branch Davidian.
by Aegrimonia July 11, 2004
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Davita

Ayo, that girl Davita is so 'bout it 'bout it.
by Jdogg9090 January 3, 2010
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Davidify

To make your create task lesser than the original
I had to davidify my project so it would pass as my own.
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Davit

Davit is an armenian name. Davit's are known for massive cocks and a sexy body. They can beat everyone and they are very intelligent.
Girl1: How is he?
Girl2: I can't stop thinking about him, he is my Davit
by imrightiknow November 23, 2021
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Dviti

Dviti is a smart, innocent and sweet girl who cares for everyone. She might appear a baddie but is a softie. She likes it when you compliment her skills or her big brain energy. She may or may not be casually cruel in the name of being honest. And, sorry to say, she won’t tolerate your stupidity.
by Girl in sweats November 24, 2021
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