A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
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The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
by God, aka David February 11, 2009
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Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.
Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.
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