Davidian

Awesome song by Machine Head off their debut album, Burn My Eyes, known mainly for having one of the heaviest breakdowns in all of history

Dude, the breakdown in Davidian makes me want to run through a brick wall!

by jamestable89 April 11, 2019

davidism

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.

Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.

by R919 November 27, 2007

daviding

another word for masturbating

david was caught daviding on the bus

by Titanium Benj May 26, 2010

Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

by Follower of David January 10, 2020

Burnt Davidians

A cult in Waco Texas who were denied due process by the lying liberals who claim to stand for the constitution but are obviously liars.

Their were allegations that kids were possibly being molested and so Janet Reno (acting as judge,jury and executionary) decided that to save the kids inside the compound the best thing to do was to burn them (alive) to death.

All because of Her hatred of the 2nd amendment which supposedly Democrats support the Constitution and the Bill Of Rights.

Janet Reno's Big Texas Barbecue resulted in the Burnt Davidians.

by shakes head in disgust December 6, 2003

Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.

David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

Daviding

To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.

where did they go? oh he is daviding again.

by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023