david hasselhoff

King of the internet! with help from Pipex

I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!

by tommy060289 August 6, 2006

David Hasselhoff

Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.

Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.

by 3camman November 29, 2010

David Hasselhoff

1) Golf Term (Meaning)-Noun- To hit a shot in the bunker or sand trap. Also known as the beach.

David hasselhoff, well know for his roll in Baywatch spent a lot of time on a beach. Coin the phrase "David Hasselhoff"

"Looks like this one is heading for the beach....Nice shot David Hasselhoff!"

by Cash Frost April 17, 2006

David Hasselhoff

German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.

My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.

by scissor_hands_090 July 21, 2006

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008