David Bowie

A beautiful, semi-androgynous alien that fell to earth in 1976. Has innate seductive powers, often exhibited through a haunting mating call (sounds oddly like rock music). Has been rumored to have the ability to impregnate earth women with a glance.

"I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human." --David Bowie

by C. M. L. July 30, 2009

david bowie

A) A rock'n'roll god, who changed his style many times, yet was always great.
B) The only crossdresser even straight guys could respect.

"Making love with his ego, Ziggy stepped up into his mind. Like a leper messiah, when the kids had killed the man I had to break up the baaaaaaand." Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

by Effing Holly March 29, 2005

David Byrne

Function: the excessive twisting of the mundane.

Greatest rock nerd ever.

David Byrne, front man of Talking Heads

by Lunoki April 15, 2005

David Byrne School of Dancing

When someone is dancing in a horribly twisted, convulted way, they are said to have attended the
David Byrne School of Dancing. (David Byrne of the Talking Heads)

Graduates of the David Byrne School of Dancing...

Bald lead singer from Midnight Oil
Elaine Benes (of Seinfeld)
Myself and many others.

by perishable517 May 20, 2005

David Bowie

Among the most influential musicians of the century, Bowie has managed to stay at the top of the charts for more than thirty years largely due to his talent for modifying his persona with characters like 1972's Ziggy Stardust and The Thin White Duke. Emerging as a Mod out of Brixton, London at 19, he is best known for his role in the Glam movement of the early 1970s. Born David Robert Haywood Jones on January 8th, 1947, he changed his name in 1966 in order to avoid confusion with Monkees lead singer Davey Jones. Bowie has one perpetually dilated eye (which gives the appearance of two different colours) due to a schoolyard fight.

David Bowie was indeed the Nazz.

by Jackie Deram May 24, 2005

The David Baxter

The David Baxter is the best way to describe the most gentle, caring, giving father, aka Pops, that me as a daughter can describe. If u saw pops, u saw me, Amy. At least untill he died September 6th, 2019. Then apart of me died that day.

The David Baxter way of doing things doesn't exist anymore. Get it your own damn self.

by Noresun2noAmy2 September 27, 2021

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 17, 2004