The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.
That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.
by Creeper1313 January 24, 2008
A quiet suburb of stockport with a handful of county fans and a large contingent of sale sharks supporters
by neale June 26, 2006
Davenporting is when a woman,lady or girl goes out with a man, boy or gentleman who is far superior in looks to their own. Reverse Davenporting is when a guy goes out with a woman who is far better looking than he is. The verb is to davenport. You could say I davenported well last night. You can also be a davenporter.
If Dawn French married Brad Pitt she would be davenporting. If Dean Gaffney married Heidi Klum he would be reverse davenporting.
by reverse davenporter April 01, 2009
Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.
Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
by a nouny mouse September 01, 2007
A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.
Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
by IowaExpert October 29, 2018
A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over
by TickldLurker January 31, 2015
My friend owed me some money, so to get even I took his Xbox and Najeh Davenported him for good measure.
by WolfofWaterStreet April 15, 2015