dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005

deez dastardly nuts

upgraded fancy talk form of deez nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

Dick Dastardly

1. When someone is being mean, cruel or nasty this word can be used to describe them

2. Famous evil animated cartoon character from the wacky races cartoon series

that person is so Dick Dastardly

by Edward Aldred-Dow May 3, 2006

That Dastardly Man

The leader of the Also-Ran Avengers, a self-contradicting group of fact-fighting imbeciles on the internet whose main purpose on earth is to wreck simple dictionary/medical definitions beyond compare. He is the epitome of lameness, arguing for days regarding such matters as the color of a hat in a JPG file, therefore easily attaining his master tard status in this pajama patrol of rampant idiocy.

That Dastardly Man believes the primary definition of the word "or" to be a conjunction indicating a synonymous expression...

by Bonesaw December 5, 2004

Bastardly Cold

When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind

"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"

by mib2347 December 17, 2011

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

Bastardly Bastard

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

by <3Lex May 18, 2008