dark chocolate

when I eat dark chocolate I imagine niggers dying in my mouth
by chocolateyumart April 8, 2010
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Dark Chocolate Syndrome

1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life

2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.
"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"

John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.
by KMH_Z April 25, 2013
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Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.
WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.
by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007
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Dark Chocolate Dungeon

Another name for your butt hole. It is where poop exits your body.
Man, I just took a huge shit out of my dark chocolate dungeon.
by Durabledandy February 24, 2011
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special dark chocolate

Steven Compton's type, not to drak, not to light, like Beyonce
by Ace Kaye December 2, 2021
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sexy dark chocolate

The wonderful Dark skin guy named Thando he is tall and will steal all your girls
Sexy dark chocolate aka Thando will steal your girls
by Dark dark choco October 29, 2020
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You would say this when a white male has sexual relations with a person of color
"Did you see James' new girlfriend? "
"yeah, he's been dippin' in the dark chocolate all of a sudden
by Jameshasahugecock March 18, 2018
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