by mdawg2111 November 20, 2013
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bob: hey have you seen dardan?
joe: last time i saw him he was speaking in albanian to your sister your mom and your grandma.
bob: fuck! not again
joe: last time i saw him he was speaking in albanian to your sister your mom and your grandma.
bob: fuck! not again
by bons July 27, 2012
Get the Dardan mug.The Hugest Erection in the world, hence the fact that it is a redundant statement. It's redundant in the fact that it is two words for Monstrous penis. The word Daryn, believe it or not is a word for Penis, originated in tennessee in the summer of 2008. The word Daryn is followed by johnson, which is a classic term for Penis, thus completing the fact that it is a redundant term in itself. The term, Daryn Johnson, is now commonly used across high schools and colleges in New York and the tri-state area.
Jane: "I touched him, and he got a Daryn johnson right away!"
Jack: "i don't know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and I got a Daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!"
Maria: "My boyfriend's erections are so large. Frankly, I'm scared of Daryn Johnson's such as his."
Jill: "last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his Daryn Johnson."
As soon as the young Mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.
Jack: "i don't know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and I got a Daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!"
Maria: "My boyfriend's erections are so large. Frankly, I'm scared of Daryn Johnson's such as his."
Jill: "last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his Daryn Johnson."
As soon as the young Mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.
by The_Grundletron February 27, 2009
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by Martin unna September 19, 2005
Get the dardy mug.an amazingly, beautiful girl. She gets all the guys and hardly breaks a sweat. But don't confuse her with being easy, Darynn's are hard to get. Also smart, funny, nice, popular, and friendly. Darynn's can be friends with anyone at the snap of a finger. Caution: be careful not to loose yourself in her eyes. Also, don't mess with Her or it'll come back and bite you in the ass.
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