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Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.
John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.
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duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018
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dankles

Ankles covered with sticky resinous green leaf particles as a result of a particularly long and productive dank clipping session.
Damn, dude, them dankles are a dead giveaway -- better put some pants on 'fore you go down the hill for more brew and baggies!
by Atlatl August 17, 2006
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keify dankness

"Let's box your car this weekend, Azure!"

"Yeah, Alex, I'll get some keify dankness!"
by A-Wr3ck January 6, 2009
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Dankness

When you find the dankest of the dank and then you cant find it again, you go on a search.
To Dealer: Man this is shit, wheres the fuckin dankness
by Dankine King October 8, 2004
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dankles

the awesome term that UCI Cielo 04-05 uses.
"that shirt looks dankles on you!"
by cielo February 9, 2005
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Dinkless welch

A big fat grubby contractor who's dink rotted and fell off.
The dinkless welch is way up north at the mine.
by BPodwor May 4, 2023
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