dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

by abrocar February 10, 2009

Dane Cook

An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.

Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!

Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....

by Truelove February 26, 2008

Dane Cook

A douchebag.

Frat boy: Dane Cook is AWWWEESOME! Let's have some coors bro!

by darkreign October 19, 2008

Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.

Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.

by sketto July 29, 2012

dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.

by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

by BonBonsy July 15, 2009