Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)

Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...

by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

An openly gay NASCAR driver.

Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.

"Dale Earnhardt Jr. is overrated."

by not found [Error 404] May 8, 2008

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Dale Jr. is following in his father's footsteps probably one of the greatest (living) drivers to date. Was nascar's most popular driver in both 2003 and 2004. That's why he gets most coverage. And "mr. ninja" you're gay. for all you fools who don't understand racing watch one just once, probably atlanta or a bristol event would be best. Dale Jr. will be either as good or almost as good and with a slight chance, better than his father the intimidator.

Dale Jr. Fucking rules

by Race_Fan8/29 February 20, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.The epitimy of white trash 2.One who is born in america but speaks as if they are an imigrant 3. a person who is famous only because of thier parents, especially thier dad's, skill. 4. One who is followed, supported, loved, and admired by drunken ,white trash red neck freaks 5 a person who cannot win by followinf the rules

You only won cause you cheated, Dale Earnhardt Jr.

by Daniel Webster XXVII July 28, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most sexiest NASCAR driver ever. One fine piece of NASCAR meat. NASCAR driver of #8 Budweiser car. Not supported but white trash rednecks. Whoever thinks that they are probably just a yankee.

Look Tasha, There is Dale Earnhardt Jr. He looks so hot.

by HollistersChic22 November 5, 2005

Thomas Dale Mitchell Jr.

a boy from a small town called bainbridge Ga. born in 1999 on march 6th has a dream of being a famous actor. Moved from the small town he was raised in to California just to move back to his small town. Now he is a model and has been apart of LAFW (Los Angeles Fashion Week) and is attending NYFW (New York Fashion Week) in February and again in September, along with PFW (Paris Fashion Week) he has gain a spot on a new reality show called “ Rising Fashion World Tour” for their second season. You can find him on Instagram at @tomcat_23

He has been apart of Swamp gravy for the past 7 years which is a theater in colquitt ga he went to school at miller county high school for 3 out of his 4 years of high school and graduated from miller county high as well.

born: March 6, 1999

city: bainbridge ga

school: miller county high

thomas a guy that thinks he’s got it all, but really don’t.

thomas dale mitchell jr. a man that has his mind set to want he wants and reaches to achieve his dream.

by i want to be him January 29, 2020