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my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
by RobloxPlayer69420666 November 17, 2018
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The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
by Devin B June 13, 2006
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Dadilator

The wrong way of saying Radiator.

The word used instead of 'Radiator' by Jolly boy John.
"Bleed ma dadilator!!!" - Jolly boy John, Burnistoun TV Series.
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Daisey

Such a rebel person, very adventurous and talented. Someone you really do not want to mess with. She can be a sweetheart for sure but once angry she becomes very evil.

She's someone you'd want as a friend, best friend and even girlfriend. Such a wild freaky girl, definitely a keeper!
My friend Daisey is so talented.
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your dad is 44

Famous lyric used by Big Shaq(Roadman Shaq) in the song: "Man's Not Hot"
Hopping out the Ford door, with the .44, that's 1,2,3, and 4. Chilling in the corridor. Your dad is 44.
by dankting December 11, 2017
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Dadson

Relating to internet fandom culture, specifically fan fiction and other fan works, Dadson is used as an adjective (and sometimes, a noun) to describe romantic and/or sexual incestuous pairings between fictional characters who are father and son.

The appeal comes from being able to explore the taboo of incest through the controlled, inconsequential environment of fiction.

The term Dadson only applies to MLM parent and child pairings, the name for a fictional father and daughter incestuous relationship would be Dadaughter.
Person 1: Do you have any Dadson ships?
Person 2: Oh yeah definitely, I ship so many of the male characters from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with their dads. Giorno x Dio is my favorite!
by SwagGrandpasonCunnilingus2003 February 19, 2023
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dads

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.
Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.
by Alladee March 26, 2015
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