Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.
My dog died of di-diabeetus!
by Lancington June 28, 2009
Get the Diabeetus mug.Diabeetus is not just Diabetes mispronounced. Diabetes if NOT a blood disease but rather an insulin problem. Insulin is used to regulate the sugar levels in your blood. Some don't produce any insulin, some produce to much.
Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
by Dr. John MD September 20, 2013
Get the diabeetus mug.A McFlurry with all the flavors combined as well as fudge and caramel mixed in. Strawberry sauce can be added too, if you're feelin' a little adventurous.
by MCWEEWEEE July 20, 2018
Get the Diabeetus McFlurry mug.by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 2, 2020
Get the DaYeetGod mug.Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.
by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021
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by CurlsKid March 23, 2021
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