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Diabeetus

Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.
My dog died of di-diabeetus!
by Lancington June 28, 2009
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Diabeetus is not just Diabetes mispronounced. Diabetes if NOT a blood disease but rather an insulin problem. Insulin is used to regulate the sugar levels in your blood. Some don't produce any insulin, some produce to much.

Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
I have Diabeetus so bad my nuts touch the water.
by Dr. John MD September 20, 2013
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Diabeetus McFlurry

A McFlurry with all the flavors combined as well as fudge and caramel mixed in. Strawberry sauce can be added too, if you're feelin' a little adventurous.
I got a McGangBang for dinner and a Diabeetus McFlurry for dessert. A truly delicious combination.
by MCWEEWEEE July 20, 2018
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DaYeetGod

Person: Yeet!
DaYeetGod: You have been blessed.
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 2, 2020
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Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.
Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”
by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021
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dabeebee_

Dabeebee_ is awesome
by anonymous August 25, 2021
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Diabeetus

A strange yet terrifying disease that makes people lose their vision, energy and the ability to pronounce the word diabetes properly.
You know havin' type 2 onset diabeetus is not the worst thing in the world.
by CurlsKid March 23, 2021
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