Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?
by Rectalwrangler March 26, 2010

by The Rani 616 January 8, 2019

A random series of events that are hot messes, train wreaks, colossal fails, that are totally out of your control.
by AutumnRaven December 12, 2020

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something that gets progressively worse even when you're sure it can't possibly go any more wrong.
3. The Trump Administration
2. Something that gets progressively worse even when you're sure it can't possibly go any more wrong.
3. The Trump Administration
by Creedford February 15, 2017

by Defining Logic September 24, 2016

1. The way to describe a noun when it is in a disastrous state.
2. A repulsive mixture of scarlet, crimson, cream, and gray.
2. A repulsive mixture of scarlet, crimson, cream, and gray.
1. Oklahoma is a dumpster fire state.
2. The Ohio State Buckeyes are changing their jersey colors to dumpster fire and gray.
2. The Ohio State Buckeyes are changing their jersey colors to dumpster fire and gray.
by Teach Me How to Jimmer June 29, 2011

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.
3. A person who is constantly a train wreck.
4. People named Liz.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.
3. A person who is constantly a train wreck.
4. People named Liz.
by incognitoalterego May 11, 2016
