Drag Racing

The action of running hesitantly, while prairie dogging see prairie dogging, to the restroom, or mid-shit.

GUY 1: "Do you remember that time Thaddeus Jones was Drag Racing through the house cause he realized there was no TP halfway through his shit? "
GUY 2: "Yeah that was hilarious, we told him to check for toilet paper first"

by Carniverus Hamilton September 20, 2016

drag racing

dragging your teeth against the penis when giving a BJ.

Kofi is so big, it's like i'm ALWAYS drag racing!

by brownwhitebrown February 21, 2018

Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.

“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”

by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019

Drag Racing The Sandman

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.

I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!

by mrkron January 9, 2012

geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!

I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)

by Bagdad February 10, 2015

Brizillian Drag Racing

The game of race shaving your pubes with mutual friends. Usually brought about by consuming multiple budweisers. The winner finishes shaving first. If a tie, the winner is whoever has less cuts on their genitalia.

So me and bobby are about to brizillian drag race; you in?

Brizillian drag racing was definetly a bad idea last night.

by mxmatt612 June 9, 2011

Brazilian Drag Racing

Verb/Action. To be pulled from the legs while sitting; with your bare ass dragging across choppy asphalt. The winner is whoever can ensure the cheek grating the most!

Dude, my balls got caught while Brazilian drag racing!

by gv_86 February 14, 2026