Downstate Norteño

A ''Downstate Norteño'' is a term describing a chicano gang member that bangs Norte 14 in Southern California. The term became popular as more Norteños from Northern & Central California began moving to Southern Cali. They are much superior than Sureños(their rivals). Their signature color is RED, contrast to the color of their Sureño enemies whom wear BLUE as a color. Downstate Norteños are affiliated with NF(Nuestra Familia)prison gang. Rumor has it that the Sureños are nothing but pussies & are afraid of the Norteños that live in Southern California. I takes alot of courage for a Norteño to move down south since its considered Sureño territory. Mr. Criminal from Hi Power Entertainment got shot by Norteño from Silver Lake a few months ago. Downstate Norteños are true gangsters!

Norteño from Salinas: Ey Ene, where you from?

Donwstate Norteño from Hollywood: I'm a Downstate Ridah Ene, im from SoCal, Hollywood to be exact.

Norteño from Salinas: Damn Ene, thats gangster, so you go hard in L.A.

Downstate Norteño from Hollywood: Hell yea Ene, these surratas dont fuck with me. I'll lay 14 bullets to their chest.

Norteño from Salinas: Simon carnal, puro Norte!!

Downstate Norteño from Hollywood: Asi mero!!!!

by Papi83 July 25, 2011

Downstaged

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

Downstairs DJ

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

Downdate

When you make an "update" on an operating system for your computer and the only known changes are that all wireless adapters, web cams, microphones, and headphones cease to work, resulting in trauma to the brain.

I was in complete excitement that all 75 updates were complete, but all hope crashed like the software in my computer as I realised it was one massive downdate.

by Dtxenioutha November 23, 2009

Downstreet

It is to express approval in a cool ass gangsta way.

Similar to "That's RIGHT Bitch!"

Guy 1: "I wake up the birds. The birds don't wake me up"

Guy 2: "Downstreet!"

by hiiwiip November 22, 2010

downstater

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.

"Where are you from?"
"Chicago, what about you?"
"I'm from Dwight."
"Oh, you're a downstater."
"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."
"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."

by Ben Frey December 12, 2005