donker 

noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.

"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."

donker by Uncle Chipsy March 25, 2008

Donker 

A Donker is a meat donut

this is a donut made entirely out of meat

they were popularized in the book April Morning

Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)

Donker by His Royal Dudeness December 9, 2008

Donker 

after receiving a really good blow job, grab the base of the penis and flap it so that the head of the penis hits her in the forehead.

After receiving some of the best oral sex in his life, Al gave his girlfriend a donker, just to say thank you.

Donker by scheckeroo July 30, 2008

Donker 

Combination of words donkey+fucker.

If somebody ever pisses you off, call them a donker. They won't know what it means unless they pull up the definition on Urban Dictionary... Just saying (;

Donker by boss ass bitch (; July 10, 2016

donker 

music genre NRG and scouse have a beat which is constant called a donk people are addicted to this beat and therefore call themselves donkers

what music do you listen to? NRG and scouse! im a donker babyyyy!

donker by maz214 March 22, 2008

donker 

An animal or human exhibiting donkey-like qualities that include: a sturdy framed body, a large head, awkward/graceless movements, and the personality traits of innocence and loyalty, most likely due to having a low-functioning and/or small brain.

The character of Donk from the movie "Crocodile Dundee" was a real donker.

My bull terrier, Ike, is such a donker.

donker by bubu82 April 30, 2009

donker 

A piece of poop, usually solid and log shaped.

"After I saw the poop in the pool, I grabbed the net and flung that donker over the fence."

donker by Kara and Justin January 13, 2006