A device much like a stairmaster, but instead of two steps on the machine their are two gong mallets on the machine. Used by percussionists of all shapes and sizes to strengthen the forearms, biceps, triceps, while simletaneously practicing some good old fashioned gong motions.
Example of a Gongmaster (tm) Commercial:
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Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"
Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*
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A female who is particularly awesome at giving oral sex. A "master" if you will, at schlobbing the knob. Not probably the best head you have ever had, Thee best ever without a doubt. Perfect grip and stroke, the proper amount of teasing, properly minds the step children, and always swallows. will cause an ejaculation so great that the male counter-part may go into a short catatonic state or coma. A professional, that does not except pay and does not require recipricating the pleasure. She enjoys doing it simply because she knows she is goood.
A female who is particularly awesome at giving oral sex. A "master" if you will, at schlobbing the knob. Not probably the best head you have ever had, Thee best ever without a doubt. Perfect grip and stroke, the proper amount of teasing, properly minds the step children, and always swallows. will cause an ejaculation so great that the male counter-part may go into a short catatonic state or coma. A professional, that does not except pay and does not require recipricating the pleasure. She enjoys doing it simply because she knows she is goood.
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The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
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Donny White: Oh dear my hometown club(Doncaster Rovers) who I dont support have just beaten the team that I do support. I am so gay, what was I thinking I should have supported them instead of that shower of shite thats called Leeds United.
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The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.
The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.
The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.
The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.
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