Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.

I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?

by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.

That rocket just suffered a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"... DUCK

by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011

Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

by PustCrunk March 23, 2021

Teenage Disaster

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group

Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them

by czechyourpockets February 10, 2021

Alabaster Disaster

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

“God my life is just a cluster fuck, I’m a total disaster gay”

by Queen Breezy September 15, 2018

Happy Disaster

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.

I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.

by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010