dichotomy 

what you need after having unprotected sex with an extremely slutty girl

<man 1> so what did he say bro?
<man 2> the dr. said i need a dichotomy

dichotomy by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003

dichotomy 

The cutting off of one's penis while sleeping by an enraged spouse.

The police stated that Mrs. Bobbit performed the dichotomy without a hitch!

dichotomy by ouch August 25, 2003

dichotomy 

The act of having a dictionary removed from a bodily cavity.

James fell off of a ladder onto a stack of books, now he needs a dichotomy

dichotomy by arcan August 25, 2003

dichotomy 

1. being twofold; a classification into two opposed parts or subclasses

2. the study of lesbians

"According to the theory of first generation dichotomy, there must be and alpha on top, and a follower on bottom."

dichotomy by jeseagain November 20, 2009

dichotomy 

two halves making a whole
and some other bs i learned during english class

penis and vagina= hermaprodite
jin and dong = jindong
loud and annoying = ditsy girls

dichotomy by Jindong August 25, 2003

dichotomy 

a study of the anotomy of lesbians

Check out her dichotomy!

dichotomy by DK August 26, 2003

dichotomy 

its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy

the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray

dichotomy by jason August 25, 2003