1. drunkenly self injuring yourself on your birthday and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends.
2. drunkenly tripping and smashing your
head into the concrete and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends
3. any incident involving a
dj or a drunk
person falling, stumbling, tripping, or taking some kind of giant leap or hurtle that results in an injury so serious they require immediate medical attention, and are only able to obtain this medical attention with the aid of
two or more of your drunken friends
1. "oh yea we were drunk leaving party last night and she tripped head first into a cement step and totally deweyed. we had to take her to the hospital. there were
two stitches and
alot of blood. we were there for 6 hours or so in the emergency room."
2. "dude what happened to your
leg?"
"no big deal man, it was my birthday and i totally deweyed last night"
"sucks bro"
3. "so wait, why did dan move out?"
"whatever dude, he pulled a dewey and lives with his
mom now."
4. "well...i thought he really liked me but turns out the whole time he was just deweying me."