deef

it is the male eqivalent of a queef. the male ejects air out of his penis. the "d" in deef stands for dick. it means a dick queef, or a dick fart. a deef sounds like a very high pitched fart

What is that smell? Did you just fart?

No, i deefed.

by Erich Smith May 11, 2007

deefed

Defriended. On a social network, or in real life, removing someone from your "friends list".

"John kept making racist jokes, so I deefed him."

by justfred November 21, 2013

Deef

Hell no, Hell naw

"Dude your mom is so freaking hot!"
"Deef"

by jMann1015 December 22, 2014

deef

a word said when some is way beyond stupid as hell.

that deef just got decked in the face because he forgot to put his hands up.

by Ace trick April 23, 2009

deefs

an exclamation used in disbelief, shock and amazement and in response to other generally amazing or incredible situations, events, words etc.

1.
Marcos: Look at the wheels!

Nelson: Yeah, she does have a fat ass.

Rey: DEEEEFS!

2.
Deefs, my paycheck was horrible this week.

by Dictionwary June 25, 2007

Deefs

A person who is very bad at Halo, they usually play under the "default" tag.

Man this new guys nickname is definitely going to be deefs.

by Aburesh01 November 17, 2007

deef

when a male farts out of his penis

while taking a shit i deefed

by popeom94 November 10, 2009