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by MissWatermelons October 31, 2011
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One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
by RyanCanada August 14, 2006
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A persona that usually stems from a lack
of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or
cajones. The person is also usually a
brown noser, as they try to please
whomever they meet. In an effort to be
accepted by the entire world and will socially accomodate
anyone they meet in an attempt to be
popular and liked by everyone. More often
than not,
You Point out something sutch as good news and you get a responce known as a "decker" "no you did not" with a cocky high pitch laugh added.

-Center of attention
-Need to elimate anyone seeming cooler
by Tugjugger October 1, 2014
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Is the atrocious, heinous, vile, wicked algebraII teacher of Northmont High School. She does not know how to teach and dosn't believe in laughter. She is hated by all who crosses her and gets 5 to 10 death threats a day. She is a foul beast of a woman and needs to go far, far away where no one will have to see her stupid booger eating face.
"Why is that teacher eating her boogers and licking her butt?"
- "She must be a Decker"
by Dragonkeeper34 May 21, 2009
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Porta Potty, place you dispose of wastes, and bodily fluids.
Don't piss on public property, the Decker is over there..
by Seven eleven 24 seven December 7, 2006
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A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.
Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.
by Liche September 2, 2010
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When a hot slut makes teachers and parents think they are perfect when they are fucking everybody in school.
Man, she just pulled a Decker!
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