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dead guy duties 

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
dead guy duties by Goonz March 8, 2013

Dead Guy Ale 

Quite possibly the best beer brewed in the pacific northwest. Dead Guy is a German Maibock produced by Rogue Brewery in Newport, Oregon
Unenlightened drinker: Whats in that half gallon jug?

Me: Dead Guy Ale
Dead Guy Ale by Goonsnarg February 26, 2009

dead guy on a stick 

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.
Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'

Dead Guy Perez 

Dead Guy Perez alternativly known as the DGP. Is a "Ghoul" if you will that Homestarrunner becomes while tlaking on the phone to Marzipan's answering machine. He quickly stops the charade upon runing into a lamp, or vase or somethign to that nature. I think he is the collest not shown character of them all
This isnt homestar, its Dead Guy Perez.. Also known as the DGP!!!!!
Dead Guy Perez by Slick_IV October 27, 2004

Dead Guy Car 

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.
Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

Dead guy's chicken 

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.
I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.