“Did you see that mum in all her protective gear bombing the vert ramp? She got there through consistent, diligent practice, she so docused 😲”
by Steezy McDocused January 3, 2022
Get the Docused mug.Decus is from Tales of Symphonia 2, and is absolutely amazing. He is crazy smexy, and his name doesn't ryhme with sex for nothin!
by ???...???...???...??/> June 28, 2009
Get the Decus mug.Dacus Malfoy is a term used to define a person who changes personality after the consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Dacus Malfoy is often irresponsible and a little crazy.
Dacus Malfoy is often irresponsible and a little crazy.
by MaxBrockbank November 21, 2015
Get the dacus malfoy mug.She canceled our dinner date because she felt ill; yet I saw her out at the bars later that evening. If she decussates me again, I am going to unfollow her on instagram.
by DeezAnteriorNutz October 2, 2016
Get the Decussate mug.The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.
"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"
by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017
Get the docusign mug.acronym
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.
3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.
3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Jenna: Penny, I have a problem.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.
When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.
When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
Get the DDCSS mug.by ChoadieFoster March 28, 2020
Get the Dacus mug.