DDCSS

acronym
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome

1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.

2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.

3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.

Jenna: Penny, I have a problem.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.

When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.

DDCSS by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

dcsss 

It stands for "Double crossing sexy, sexy sluts. It's a refrence to Dude, Where's my Car?

Wow, that Ciara is one DCSSS, can't believe she'd pull that shit on me.

dcsss by Jewmike December 7, 2006

DCSS 

disney channel star syndrome

Orlando Brown has DCSS

DCSS by The LOL January 2, 2006

DDSS 

commonly used by drill sergeants in basic training, it means DON'T DO STUPID SHIT,,

PRIVATE HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU DDSS? NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!

DDSS by pvt. longjohn February 27, 2009

DDSS 

Different day same shit

Boy:You got a boy friend?
Girl:No but I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:Aww...

Two days later

Boy:So you got a boyfriend?
Different Girl:I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:DDSS

DDSS by lalagrrl June 11, 2006

ddss 

ddss (delhi district secondary school) is a fucked up high school located in southern Ontario. They’re known for cheating at fairs, cheating on their significant others and cheating in sports.

Bob: Duuude did you hook up with Stacey last night?
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Bob: But what about Lucy?
Jimmy: Don’t tell ok?

Jimmy cheated on Lucy because he goes to ddss

ddss by MButler November 8, 2018

DDSS 

Pr. Day`- dus

Stands for: Don't Do Stupid Shit (or "Stuff)

What you tell your friend before they go to a party where burning furniture in the streets may be their idea of a good time.

Or what you tell anyone before they go somewhere with suspicous activities.

Josh- I'm going to a frat party, they said they're bringing a keg.

Stan- DDSS Josh, DDSS.

Josh- I'm bringing condoms, don't worry.

DDSS by m28115 May 12, 2009