acronym
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.
3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome
1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.
2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.
3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Jenna: Penny, I have a problem.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.
When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.
When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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by pvt. longjohn February 27, 2009
Get the DDSS mug.Boy:You got a boy friend?
Girl:No but I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:Aww...
Two days later
Boy:So you got a boyfriend?
Different Girl:I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:DDSS
Girl:No but I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:Aww...
Two days later
Boy:So you got a boyfriend?
Different Girl:I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:DDSS
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Bob: Duuude did you hook up with Stacey last night?
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Bob: But what about Lucy?
Jimmy: Don’t tell ok?
Jimmy cheated on Lucy because he goes to ddss
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Bob: But what about Lucy?
Jimmy: Don’t tell ok?
Jimmy cheated on Lucy because he goes to ddss
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Stands for: Don't Do Stupid Shit (or "Stuff)
What you tell your friend before they go to a party where burning furniture in the streets may be their idea of a good time.
Or what you tell anyone before they go somewhere with suspicous activities.
Stands for: Don't Do Stupid Shit (or "Stuff)
What you tell your friend before they go to a party where burning furniture in the streets may be their idea of a good time.
Or what you tell anyone before they go somewhere with suspicous activities.
Josh- I'm going to a frat party, they said they're bringing a keg.
Stan- DDSS Josh, DDSS.
Josh- I'm bringing condoms, don't worry.
Stan- DDSS Josh, DDSS.
Josh- I'm bringing condoms, don't worry.
by m28115 May 12, 2009
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