person - yo dudes have you heard of Dazai Osamu?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
Steps on how to dead dazai:
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
by Averythechuuyalover September 19, 2023
by Kalox December 21, 2022
japanese author. he was obsessed with commitming suicide, especially double suicide.
he wrote No Longer Human.
his name appears in the anime Bungou Stray Dogs, because the character was based on him.
he wrote No Longer Human.
his name appears in the anime Bungou Stray Dogs, because the character was based on him.
by nobodycallsmebogyo December 27, 2022
A character from bungo stray dogs that is the sexiest man ever who’s literally me and is super pretty with nice hands.
by Trash1estdetective June 09, 2023
by Roxie217 September 09, 2021
A bandage. Known to Kunikida Doppo and others as "a walking waste of bandages." Do not confuse him with a roll of TP. That would be very unfortunate for him.
Person A: Hey, I hurt my finger. Do you have a spare Dazai Osamu I can use to bandage it?
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023