Dangler

When you take a shit and one piece is still hanging from your ass and no matter how hard you shake, it won't fall break off.

Man i hate when i take a huge dump and those danglers hang from my cornhole!

by FedInTheA July 16, 2010

Dangler

A Dangler, dangles everbody and snipes goalies all day long.

Buffalo Bison Girls, Coatsworth the Dangler

by bisons1114 August 25, 2010

dangler

A co-worker that servers no meaningful purpose and posses no working skills what so ever, remains employed by inserting his/her head in the bosses rectum.

CPG employee’s were so irritated with Matt because of his inabilities to perform any function at work so he was deemed a dangler.

by CPG1 September 20, 2006

dangler

You people are morons.. A Dangler is a penis. You know - for the males - it's your Junk.

"Yo baby my dangler ain't danglin' no more when I see that fine badonkadonk ya got in those flyass hotpants"

by Carl August 27, 2003

Dangler

When you are taking a crap and you go to wipe, but there is that one piece of crap still hanging out or partly out of your butt.

Hey man i just took a dump and i had to pinch a dangler off with a piece of tp.

I hate it when i have to wipe off a dangler and it gets all over my hand

by themboyzindahoodgetcrazywitderhos December 16, 2006

Dangler

Someone who posts open-ended questions, partial sentences, and dangling participles on FaceBook just to get comments. Similar to trolling on message boards, but without the intention to antagonize.

Dangler: I'm just saying...
Dangler: I was good enough before, why not now?
Dangler: I'm ready for a new beginning...

by TheOldHag August 13, 2010

dangler

looks like a girl but it has a mini me.

Larry took home a chick last night but when he unzipped her pants -- pow -- she was a dangler!

by swharr August 6, 2011