dandruff

when some loser promises that hes gonna come, but at the last fuckin second he chicken shits out

riley: where the fuck is Thomas????
me: that fuckin dandruff ditched us for golf

by elburro March 3, 2008

dandruff

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.
-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

by mugglewuggle January 16, 2009

dandruff

Fake drugs, e.g. talcum powder sold as cocaine

He sold me 10 grams, but later I found it was dandruff.

by Gareth Utley August 15, 2005

Dandruff

Dandruff is a new sex term for when a guy cums in a bag and lets it sit for 2 weeks until it dries. Then whips the bag out of his closet while doing his lady friend in the behind and crushes the solid cum to make dusty dandruff like flakes that land in her hair. Dandruff.

Broheim last weekend i totally dandruffed my favorite lady friend!!!

by Benjamin Garza February 15, 2009

Dandruff

The semen your hair produces if you dont wash it.

I really had alot of dandruff last night!

by Dark Souldier November 11, 2006

Dandruff

referring to a person/object/situation that locates itself beside you or in your proximity (literal or figurative) that is less than desired.

"Yo man, that new girlfriend of yours is suckin' you dry. You need to brush that dandruff right off! Seriously, Desonex the chick!"

"Mikey, you're freakin' dandruff! You always show up at the worst time!"

by Matty P. October 20, 2006

Dandruff

someone who acts like they are all that, but in reality everyone thinks they are a freaking retard.

no one likes dandruffs because they are annoying.

by fafter April 15, 2006