Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.
Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.
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The word "dandelion" is derived from French, and means "lion's tooth" because of the dandelion's toothed leaves.
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The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.
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"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
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See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"
Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.
See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"
Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.
The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.
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