d2

a badass son of a mothers lover who drives a blue mazda

d2 usually says "thas cooon"

by commimommi July 21, 2010

D2

Every sinlge person is born with a fully functional D2, there have been very few recorded cases where a D2 has been under developed.

R2 is also part of the equation.... rare cases are 10% of the human body consistes..... dumbass

your sons D2 is fully developed, congratulations.

by Jim Be April 26, 2007

d2

designated driver.

both words start with d, two words = d2

If I go partying with you guys I would need to bring me a d2.

by hardcoreasiandrinker March 30, 2010

D2

The second dump in a day.

Todd rubbed his hands all excitedly because he had a D2 brewing.

by Jagster31 February 2, 2017

D2

Shorthand for 'designated driver.' The person who escorts you to the club, drinks lightly if at all, and helps drive you home after a long night of cirrhotic frivolity. D2s are occasionally given special treatment by bartenders for their services, such as offering snacks and non-alcoholic beverages to dedicated D2s.

Person 1: "Hey, can you be my D2 tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure! I charge $13 per hour, plus $50 if you vomit in my car."
Person 1: "What? Why are you charging me just to-- ...oh."

by Inlovewithabsol March 8, 2023

D2 Boner

The kind of massive raging boner that you can only get when visiting the D2 Dining Hall at Virginia Tech. If you go to D2 and you don't have a boner then you must have a vagina.

Norm: "I have the biggest D2 boner right now! Look at all the fucking food!"

Will: "Man that Calculus test was harder than that D2 boner..."

by iheartD2 December 11, 2016

D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back

The greatest movie ever made, and one of the most influential works of art of all time, along the lines of the Bible, The Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, and Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. It also features Jesse Hall, who's cooler than you or Chuck Norris. Also, Charlie Conway likes the penis.

You're watching D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back again? Fantastic!

by Khalil Greene July 9, 2006