Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014

jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004

Jones'd

This is when your get stomped on so bad, your legs invert, and your eyes bug out, like crickets and shit.

"Damn, did you see the kid after the fight? He looked all Jones'd and shit, god damn"

by Simply February 9, 2005

Jones'd

same as above

When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D

by Ronald McDonald November 12, 2003

Jones'd

Loosing at something really badly, in a video game, etc.

After loosing at the game, he got Jones'd!

by Brian Heaton October 1, 2003

jones'd it

Jones it refers to rock wall climbing. When climbing the rockwall rather than using the set paths according to the difficulty levels the person jones it when they decide to use any hand and/or foot hold that they want.

Guy 1- Hey look the guy climbing that V1 Intro wall. He's not even using the right holds.

Guy 2- Yeah, he just jones'd it all the way to the top.

Guy 1- Does that count?

Guy 2- No, only little kids can get away with that.

by Capt' Awesome April 22, 2014

Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020