Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
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eye witness1: my first encounter with el cyber is a day i will never forget. he rode through my town in a sunfire, and i thought he was a normal man but i was wrong. and i knew i was wrong when everyone started screaming in pain and pleasure. and i realized they were all being raped by one man. and he was the man in the sunfire.
eye witness2 : i knew el cyber since i was young. his possessed one nut is just so...(long pause)...UNTANGABLE! you cannot control it...
eye witness2 : i knew el cyber since i was young. his possessed one nut is just so...(long pause)...UNTANGABLE! you cannot control it...
by datdick November 21, 2011
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An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.
John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."
Sam: "What an idiot."
by shapiro_slayer_69 September 6, 2019
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Melissa - "What was the matter with you in that meeting? You were in another place."
Ann Marie - "I had nothing to contribute in that tech meeting. All that talk put me in a cyber trance."
Ann Marie - "I had nothing to contribute in that tech meeting. All that talk put me in a cyber trance."
by AMarie0908 January 20, 2011
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MAFIAA: When people download a song/movie illegally they are funding cyber terrorism.
Pirate: That's cyberbullshit!
A cyberattack on US power-grid could launch World War III.
Pirate: That's cyberbullshit!
A cyberattack on US power-grid could launch World War III.
by cyberbullshit August 29, 2013
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Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).
Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).
When the hurricane hit and the power went out, I fired up the generator and jacked it in to the outlet in my garage with a suicide cable; at least I was able to run a few lights and my refrigerator.
by DefinitiveDan December 17, 2012
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A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
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