Cherkin

a person who is the absolute coolest. only one person in a group of friends should be awarded this name. or a nickname for someone cool

you are such a cherkin.

by cherkin April 27, 2009

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003

ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.

"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"

by goblowup808 April 12, 2010

Clerks 2

The funniest fucking movie ever!!!!!!!!

Yo i saw clerks 2 the other day it was fucking hilarious

by Nick Loi September 17, 2006

shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up

Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!

by AF dude March 20, 2008