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Cumception

/๐˜ฌษ™๐˜ฎหˆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜š๐˜(ษ™)๐˜ฏ/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.
by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020
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Cumception

Fucking a girl. and cumming inside of her pussy,mouth,ass as well as on top of her. not in that particular order!
I just gave Ella a Cumception.
by The Pimp King November 22, 2021
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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the manโ€™s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighborโ€™s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasnโ€™t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gonโ€™ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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