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Custard Ice Cream

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it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)
Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy
by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019
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Cream custard

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The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Custard creaming

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Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.
"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"
by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017
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Custard Creaming

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When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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bad custard creams

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when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”
by sis did May 2, 2020
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creamy custard

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ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out
dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted
by Ginger Firecrotch January 1, 2008
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Creaming Custard

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To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
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