Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 02, 2003

curtains

big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!

i spread the curtains on that ho!

by booferama November 08, 2006

curtains

'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches

my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!

by ed the chocoa cabbage October 09, 2008

Curtains

True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.

That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!

by NastyJerry July 26, 2011

Curtains

Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.

I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.

by Pashka509 May 13, 2011

curtains

Objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or "hooking" yourslef.

"Wow, Berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!"

by AVictimOfCreepery May 28, 2011

curtains

when something is over,dying

If u fuck wit me its gonna be curtains.

by Big Al May 05, 2004