Curtain 

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window

Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny

Curtain by Shanillia June 17, 2016

Curtain 

Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.

"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."

Curtain by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019

Curtain 

The most handsome cat in the world

Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!

Curtain by Curtainlover420 December 13, 2020

curtain 

a thing that covers up your windows

friend: “what’s that thing covering the light from entering”
me: “it’s a curtain.”

curtain by ellaissupercool February 13, 2021

Curtain 

Something that opens up in a play or the Wizard of Oz.

The guy with the beer muscles had to find a spot to put his dinghy when he realized it wasn't doing any good for show purposes to try and take it behind the curtain with him.

Curtain by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Curtain 

“curtain” being an act of grading on the shower curtains while signing a Katy perry song until the curtain gets stuck in between your cheeks

Man I can’t wait to take a shower and commit a curtain

Curtain by Mrtoesuckler May 19, 2022

curtain 

when someone is cockblocking aka preventing someone from getting game

I was about to pull up on shorty but AJ kept curtaining me like he’s on a mission.
I hate curtains.

curtain by sunkissedaura April 11, 2025