cuntus ejectus

Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?
by GuttandTag August 11, 2023
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Cuntus Puntus

When a woman deceives a man, because she is nothing but a grade a whore. She kicks him to the curb hardcore.
British Man: Man, she really just gave you the cold shoulder, then out of her life.
German Man: Ya, she gave my zi old cuntus puntus!
by Phil D. Therstan April 23, 2010
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