Cuntus Puntus

When a woman deceives a man, because she is nothing but a grade a whore. She kicks him to the curb hardcore.

British Man: Man, she really just gave you the cold shoulder, then out of her life.
German Man: Ya, she gave my zi old cuntus puntus!

by Phil D. Therstan April 23, 2010

cuntus ejectus

noun: pig-latin for "birthday"

Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?

by GuttandTag August 11, 2023

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

cunts fucked

Australian way of saying something is broken or someone is a bit loose, e.g. drunk or a reckless cunt in general

"oi damo's gonna ride that trollie off the wharf the mad cunt"
"cunts fucked"

by ciggiebuttbrain January 22, 2016

Cuntascope

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.

Kirk was being a cuntascope

by stevedaozy November 7, 2016