Huntsville Topoff

To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.

Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!

by S C O T T March 28, 2008

Huntsville

This is probably the best city in Alabama. Let's start with downtown. This is probably where everyone wants to be. In the Vaun Braun Center, there are often different events hosted here. Whether it's the end of the year marathon, a monster truck rally, or a Huntsville Havoc hockey game, you will not want to miss it. Big spring park is what started it all. Big Spring Park is a place you can have a picnic with your friends, or go take a walk around there. Come around Christmas time and experience the Tinsel Trail. Different companies, schools, and different Christmas cartoon characters put up trees and decorations. Along with free hot cocoa, there's no other place you'd want to be during Christmas time than down there. Do you know the phrase "South always means worse"? Well, in Huntsville, the south is the most friendly place to be. Along with the beautiful and huge houses, I assure you you can make at least one good friend there. Watch out in south Huntsville for a 'Kings Inn And Suites'. It is located on Memorial Parkway. Stay far away from that. I have never actually been there but I've heard about drug deals and homicides going down there. Don't let that hotel fool you though! At least the bank, dairy queen, and Mcdonalds is good there. There is also a high school not far from that area called Grissom Highschool. They have a football team whose home stadium is at Milton Frank. Make sure to stop by once and a while.

"Have you been to huntsville? It's the star of the south!"

by AllAboutTheSouth0192837465 November 17, 2020

catsville

The place to be. be there or be square.

You got to come tonight, you cant miss it man, its catsville.

by lyall June 11, 2005

University of Alabama in Huntsville

(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom

(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…

(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).

(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.

by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

Huntsville Hockshot

When a man pulls out, nuts on the inner thigh of the woman, then proceeds to use his penis as a hockey stick to hit it back in her vagina.

"We're trying to have a baby, but I forgot and pulled out so I had to do the Huntsville Hockshot to try and salvage the situation."

by Dar-B March 22, 2013

cuntsicle

A girl who wears a skirt on a extremely cold day

"Maggie has a cuntsicle under that pink skirt"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntsicle

a popsicle used as a dildo.

"she shoved that cuntsicle way up thurr"

by ermsy June 29, 2006