A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
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That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
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Get the cumsquat mug.A derogatory insult coined by IMSA student Ajay Reddy. This insult was inspired by the random strings of curses of Mark Xue, the little brother of IMSA student Munan Xue.
by IMSA student April 7, 2004
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by Siarramazingg July 10, 2007
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